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Katie: hello

Me: Hello, my name is Jim.

Katie: nice to meet you

Katie: how are you today?

Me: Nice to meet you too, Katie.

Katie: What brings you to Mormon.org?

Me: I'm good.

Me: I have a question.

Katie: great

Me: Where did humans come from?

Katie: where?  Well, we were created by God

Katie: along with all things on this earth

Me: All of us? At once?

Katie: no... are we all the same age?

Me: What about pregnancy and such?

Me: I mean.

Katie: that is how we are born

Katie: ... what about it?

Me: There's a serious flaw in God's plan.

Katie: what is that?

Me: Well, the first 2 humans were Adam and Eve.

Me: Correct?

Katie: yes

Me: And they had 3 sons: Cain, Abel and Seth.

Me: Right?

Katie: wrong

Me: They had a lot of sons.

Katie: they had tons and tons of children

Me: But those were the first 3.

Katie: sons and daughters

Me: Ok.

Me: Now here's the problem.

Katie: incest?

Me: How could they have expanded beyond that generation?

Katie: um easy...

Katie: they had more children

Me: I mean, Eve's daughters would be forced to commit incest to give birth.

Katie: with one another most likely

Katie: yes

Me: As the only people alive were her brothers and her father.

Katie: right

Me: But doesn't Cristianity, and by extension, Mormonism, frown upon incest?

Katie: many many many brothers and sisters

Katie: not at that time

Me: And we know that incest can cause really fucked up genetic defects.

Katie: obviously

Katie: and that obviously didn't happen either

Me: Well, if incest was the way to spread the species back then.

Me: Why is it frowned upon now?

Katie: because it is ot necessary now

Me: Well.

Me: By that logic.

Katie: and now it causes birth defects

Me: It means that all the people on Earth are related.

Katie: exactly

Me: Because if the first generation was forced to commit incest to create the second generation.

Katie: we are all brothers and sisters

Katie: yes.. we already went over that

Me: The second generetion, obviously, were forced to commit incest to create the third.

Me: And so on.

Katie: yes Jim

Me: Thus, sexual intercourse is invariably incest.

Katie: intercoursse is not always incest...

Katie: ...

Me: But if we're all related...

Me: Thanks to Adam and Eve's kids' incestous ways.

Me: Then now, intercourse is incest.

Me: Because each generation is forced to commit incest to create the next.

Me: From origins, until now.

Me: Pretty fucked up, eh?

Katie: ...

Ayup.